Chuckle Chasers Pillows

'Instead of passing the fat tax on soda, the government requires that people do 10 chin-ups before the cooler will open.'

"You realize they won't know the difference."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

'The Saxon King' pub

The Running of the Brie

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

Letter writing lady.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Tango

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Sandwich snob.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

So as you can see, sales were identical in all sectors yet again last year. Peppermint Candies, Inc.

'And what can you bring to the party?'

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Chiropractor jokes.

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?'