Chuckle Chaser Pillows

'I apologize for laughing at your idea, Hal. It's brilliant!'

'You've no need to worry wile we're out - he wont let anyone come near the place.'

Box of Tissues

"Kim! Small world!"

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"Do you mind if I chase a few practice balls first?"

"He thinks he's really something 'cause he's grass fed."

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

'Women are so illogical! -- first she says she wouldn't touch me with a ten-foot pole, and then she punches me in the nose!'

'Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?'

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

"Check it out! That girl is hooooot!"

COMEDY CLUB - Knock, knock - Who's There?

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

'The Saxon King' pub

The Running of the Brie

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Letter writing lady.

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Tango

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Sandwich snob.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

'And what can you bring to the party?'

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

'Mary, please clear my schedule for today. Something's come up.'