Chuckle Chasers Mugs

"You realize they won't know the difference."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

'The Saxon King' pub

The Running of the Brie

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Letter writing lady.

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

Tango

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Sandwich snob.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

'And what can you bring to the party?'

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

'Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Box of Tissues