Chill Chaser Mugs

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'It's been a rough day. Supersize my mocha latte.'

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

'Hypermarket' and 'Chill Market'.

Man, it's cold! Fish, it's cold!

Mr. Winter blast returns.

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"...Now for the weather - uh, oh...."

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Out To Lurch

Ice fisher.

"Tallyho!"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Problem Solving

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Open House of Horrors

Skiing

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Letter writing lady.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Coffee

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Bench clearing brawl, $5.