Clout Chaser Mugs

"If you have a lot of complaints you have to prioritise... Always start with the ones who have the largest number of Twitter followers."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Painting clouds

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

The World Wide Web.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

ACME Balloon Company.

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'And right here they merged...'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Oh, I can't complain"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

Football

Dragon Graph

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Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Letter writing lady.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'