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"If you have a lot of complaints you have to prioritise... Always start with the ones who have the largest number of Twitter followers."

INSTAGRAM FEEDS MATTER

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Painting clouds

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

The World Wide Web.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

ACME Balloon Company.

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'And right here they merged...'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Oh, I can't complain"

Dragon Graph

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

Letter writing lady.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Football

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

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'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'