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'Alright, alright, time for a diet...'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Give a man a job, and he'll work all day. Teach a man to delegate, and he'll take the rest of the day off."

Cats on the couch.

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

"Whoa. Nap time again. Meeting adjourned."

Dad’s Homework Assignment

"Being a Mom may be a lot of work but at least you've got job security."

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

Once in the saddle, however, they are all reluctant to leave it.

'I don't know why you waste your time with that watering can. The hose is much quicker.'

"You've got to lose some weight!"

'Would you mind if I made a few calls while I carefully listen to your ideas?'

A man sleeps on the sofa with his pet lion

Cat Yoga

Charlie Beck Loves Austin Beutner

'Cute.'

'What do you mean, 'Bloort'?'

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

"We have to buy her a good scratching post. She keeps going to a search engine and scratching a photo of one. We also have to buy another monitor."

Born leader

Texting while driving

'Franklin's waiting for the Google 'Street View' car to drive by so he can moon it.'

'Crawl in!'

The North American Indian version of In & Out trays

"Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of rallying my base."

'I'm sorry we ever had him declawed.'

"You don't bring me dead things anymore."

Man In Top Hat And Tails Begins To Break Out Of Prison

'I think the rumors of me receiving a huge bonus are encouraging'

"You're drunk with power!"