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Once in the saddle, however, they are all reluctant to leave it.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

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And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Chasebook for Dogs

Bubbie Selfies

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"It's teeth whitening."

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

Army ant camp followers!

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

'It's evolution Og...can't stay on all fours for ever.'

"I spy the weekend!"

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."