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Once in the saddle, however, they are all reluctant to leave it.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

Bubbie Selfies

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"It's teeth whitening."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

Army ant camp followers!

"I spy the weekend!"

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

The Galloping Horse