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"Being a Mom may be a lot of work but at least you've got job security."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Dogs

Balancing work and family

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Acclaimed mother.

Miracle Mom #5,293

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Parent Involvement Tip #1

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

Von Trapp family masks

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"This is what happens when a family business doesn't have a succession plan!"

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Dad's home

'My mom is really important in our house. She's the cook, housekeeper, nanny, lanundress and the boss.'

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

Super express lane for working mothers only!

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

"Moses, it's your mother. It's the only way I could get hold of you. You never call."