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"You've got to lose some weight!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Penguin

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Love knows no boundaries.

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

You're a workaholic, Jan.

Love birds playing a guitar.

Bird Bath.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

"It's time to wake up!"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

"Never say you're stuffed!"

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

Gullboy and Pigeonman