Bird Behavior Observer T-Shirts

Bird Bath.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"I love this time of day."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Dog Park / Cat Park

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Pets.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

Beaver tower

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Have you seen my dad?"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Now what?'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Tequila Mockingbird