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"Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of rallying my base."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

The First Martian Dog.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

"I lost the groove."

STRIP Hambone: 'He refuses to come in'

Dog training

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"He's our finest service animal."

Dog walker / Cat walker.

"Whoa. Nap time again. Meeting adjourned."

"Fetch! What about a please?"

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'