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"Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of rallying my base."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"I lost the groove."

STRIP Hambone: 'He refuses to come in'

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Dog training

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

Dog walker / Cat walker.

"Fetch! What about a please?"

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'