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Out Of Order

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

The First Martian Dog.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Dog training

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Agreeable Noises

"He's our finest service animal."

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

'Accept it, boss. He makes all the dog-catchers drive him home.'

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

Dog walker / Cat walker.

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'