Chief Canine Officer Pillows

Out Of Order

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Dog training

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

'Accept it, boss. He makes all the dog-catchers drive him home.'

Agreeable Noises

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

Dog walker / Cat walker.

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"