K-9 Unit Officer T-Shirts

No, seriously, you have the right to remain silent. Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap. K-9.

"No no, I said sit!!"

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

CIA report

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'At ease, soldier.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Covid Lab Theory

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

The Best Defense

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

'I'm counter - intelligence'