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"Yes, a lot of peple say that I remind them of Christopher Lee"

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

Jumping cheerleaders

"I got connected to the internet!"

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

Hippie on the moon

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

All Knight Diner

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

'Oh, Freud is too darn hard to read -- I switched to Dr. Phil years ago.'

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

Witch Using Sheep's Wool To Knit Her Roof.

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

Robot feeds baby robot oil.

Good Ole Babies

"He was choking, so I performed a Heimlich maneuver that I saw on a medical documentary. . . Oh, hang on. It may have been a Bruce Lee documentary."

'They grow up so fast nowadays.'

Rafa Nadal

Hong Kong fluey

"Sorry, babe, runnin' late, start without me."

Houdini Goes To A Medium.

Bee wear of Doug

'Sorry... didn't get a chance to change after taking sports.'

Caveman with a dinosaur kite

I finally figured out who you copy. What do you mean "who I copy"? You know, the guy whose mannerisms, style and speech inspire you so much you copy them What are you saying? We all do that. Right? I mean, the best way to find who you are is to find who you want to be and copy that. ... Right? You're a child, not a man. See what I mean? Spoken just like Captain Kirk. Is this why you have a picture of Don Knotts in your wallet?

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