Christopher Lee Fans Pillows

"Yes, a lot of peple say that I remind them of Christopher Lee"

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Jumping cheerleaders

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

Hippie on the moon

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

All Knight Diner

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

'Oh, Freud is too darn hard to read -- I switched to Dr. Phil years ago.'

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

Witch Using Sheep's Wool To Knit Her Roof.

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

Robot feeds baby robot oil.

Good Ole Babies

"He was choking, so I performed a Heimlich maneuver that I saw on a medical documentary. . . Oh, hang on. It may have been a Bruce Lee documentary."

'They grow up so fast nowadays.'

"Sorry, babe, runnin' late, start without me."

Houdini Goes To A Medium.

Bee wear of Doug

'Sorry... didn't get a chance to change after taking sports.'

Caveman with a dinosaur kite

Cloud chart