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'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

'They grow up so fast nowadays.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Children's education

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"He talks the talk."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

Carrot VS Stick

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

"My special power is supervision."

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

Proud mums.

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

Child development.

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

Child Development: 'He's developing just fine, those babies in the commercials aren't really talking.'

'I'm worried: He still can't balance a ball on his nose...'

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

'No, the book you want isn't in our self-help section. It's probably under personal growth or finding yourself or possibly ego awareness.'

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

'I wouldn't worry. At that age they put everything in their mouths.'

"He's very smart. We just need to work on his focus."

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

'She has great communication skills.'

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

The Joys of Retraining