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Houdini Goes To A Medium.

Pharaoh Cocoon

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

Ringo Starr

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

Mozart

At The Imaginary Museum of Fine Art: 'Bare Bulb Hanging' A Deconstructed Mobile.

Alan Davies.

"Shaken."

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

Falling for art

"This better not be another one of your crazy pyramid schemes."

"This is your second cousin Armando. He was an artist."

"We did our best to convince them, now it's up to how gullible they are."

"Take me to David Bowie."

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Why, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

"And these are from Warhol's lesser known 'Thanksgiving' series."

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"Please hold...for music while you wait..."

"Winter in Central Park just isn't the same without all of last year's Christo crap."

Melted Snowmen for Sale.

You're on, caller. What's your problem? How do I get rid of a tenant so I can charge more rent? I get that question all the time. First, find out if your property is rent-controlled. If it is, go back in time to the moment you decided to rent it out and slap yourself. You have no business being a landlord, you greedy #%$*! What kind of music did the army use to get Noriega to leave Panama?

'But is it art?'

Icarus' mistake

Pink Lion

'I think you'll find it's a Mondrian, not a Sudoku.'

"It's a MAGNIFICENT example of the visualisation of NEGATIVITY. The way the artist has captured the concept of 'nothingness' of..."

Budget Cryogenics