Con Artist Admirer Pillows

"The odds on the race are about 90 to 1! We'll make a killing when you let me win!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"What did Jesus order?"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Move, Gary."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Closed for Renovation

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

"I'll level with you, Mr. Burnbaum. It's the worst case of detached irony I've ever seen!"

Nikolay Rerih

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

This is your brain on cartoons