Con Artist Admirer Prints

"The odds on the race are about 90 to 1! We'll make a killing when you let me win!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Phoenix

Joe Biden

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"What did Jesus order?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Kultural K9's.

Mimi's final scene

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Move, Gary."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Closed for Renovation

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Nikolay Rerih

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

"I'll level with you, Mr. Burnbaum. It's the worst case of detached irony I've ever seen!"

"Forget it - she's out of your league."