Bruce Lee Admirer T-Shirts

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

Love

"He gets easily abstracted."

Moon: Made in China

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"Baldo, I'm proud of you. You stood up for what you believed in...but you didn't resort to violence."

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Abraham Lincoln

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Grant's Overland Campaign: Return of Kautz's Cavalry Expedition from its Raid in Virginia

It had to be you!

"Your, health check results are excellent. You have the body of an athlete... Although, probably only of bronze medal standard."

April Fool's Day On Mount Rushmore.

"Yes, a lot of peple say that I remind them of Christopher Lee"

Teddy Roosevelt

Boris Hulk

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

George Washington

I can't talk now -- He's right here.

A Cool Invisible Cow.

Childhood Medals

"He was choking, so I performed a Heimlich maneuver that I saw on a medical documentary. . . Oh, hang on. It may have been a Bruce Lee documentary."

Barack Obama

The Great Invisible Fence of China

"Goodbye, Masked Kid, and thanks for all the help!"

Take Away - "I don't know much about rat, but I know what I like."

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

Dick Strawbridge

'It is so nice to find somebody civil minded and working tirelessly to help others...'

'I can't stand the Three Stooges!' , 'Oh, an anti-Shempite, eh?'

'Well - you've been on about beetles for the last few months!'