Bruce Lee Admirer T-Shirts

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

Love

"He gets easily abstracted."

Moon: Made in China

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Superhero

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Abraham Lincoln

It had to be you!

Grant's Overland Campaign: Return of Kautz's Cavalry Expedition from its Raid in Virginia

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"Your, health check results are excellent. You have the body of an athlete... Although, probably only of bronze medal standard."

Teddy Roosevelt

"Yes, a lot of peple say that I remind them of Christopher Lee"

Boris Hulk

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

George Washington

Barack Obama

"He was choking, so I performed a Heimlich maneuver that I saw on a medical documentary. . . Oh, hang on. It may have been a Bruce Lee documentary."

Childhood Medals

A Cool Invisible Cow.

The Great Invisible Fence of China

"Goodbye, Masked Kid, and thanks for all the help!"

Take Away - "I don't know much about rat, but I know what I like."

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

'I can't stand the Three Stooges!' , 'Oh, an anti-Shempite, eh?'

'It is so nice to find somebody civil minded and working tirelessly to help others...'

'Well - you've been on about beetles for the last few months!'

"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"