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"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"

'I know it's gassy...'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Red hot little combo

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Actor talking to unimpressed child

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Johnny Depp

'Of course it's sold so well, every time I hide my wife's copy she buys another.'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Naomi Osaka

William Blake.

"Most people think I'm rich beyond the dreams of avarice. But I dream big."

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

BEER BELLY

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

"He's too ambitious, going for a black belt."

"Relax - I saw a bear do this on TV."

Javier Bardem

Charlotte Rampling

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

"We had him neutered,"

'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

'This place looks welcoming enough!'

Barack Obama

Incognito Cheshire