Blake Admirer Pillows

"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"

'I know it's gassy...'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Red hot little combo

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

Actor talking to unimpressed child

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

"He's too ambitious, going for a black belt."

"Most people think I'm rich beyond the dreams of avarice. But I dream big."

William Blake.

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

BEER BELLY

"Relax - I saw a bear do this on TV."

Charlotte Rampling

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

"We had him neutered,"

Barack Obama

Incognito Cheshire

'This place looks welcoming enough!'

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'