Black Belt Admirer T-Shirts

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Built and Built without a permit.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Actor talking to unimpressed child

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'I like a man in a suit.'

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

Schwarzenegger flexes muscle for Californain Governor's race.

Goldfish in Armour

Charlotte Rampling

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

The Karate Master

"HIs glutes, abs and pecs are ok, but his logos get me hot."

"Well, I guess that settles that."

I love Kung Fu.

"For me, Max. We're in public."

Devil Tricks