Black Belt Admirer T-Shirts

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

The rock caricature

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Built and Built without a permit.

Actor talking to unimpressed child

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

Johnny Depp

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'I like a man in a suit.'

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

Schwarzenegger flexes muscle for Californain Governor's race.

Goldfish in Armour

"HIs glutes, abs and pecs are ok, but his logos get me hot."

SCHWARZENEGGER HIS BACK

"For me, Max. We're in public."

Devil Tricks

The Karate Master

Javier Bardem

"Well, I guess that settles that."

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

I love Kung Fu.