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Take Away - "I don't know much about rat, but I know what I like."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Cut!

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Nutrition-Free Diet

Shakespeare's Brain

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Sisyphus Sawyer

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

The mission: Impossible burger.

The next damn Batman.