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Currently Boston

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

"Don't you hate being caught in a civious circle."

Bees arresting a honey bear.

It's a major bummer, but on the plus side Paul McCartney gave me his number.

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

Blind eskimo being guided by a seal.

'I told you I could squeeze into this space!'

"Have you ever considered that you haven't been promoted because you're and idiot?"

PacMan brain

'Worth a try, but I'm sorry to say the results are not very impressive...'

'Man's first, best friend'

Sony Dorkman

"Nope, what I had in mind was more of a sort of double helix."

Early mass transit

Chaplin Financial.

Depressed tyrannosaurus rex on a low cholesterol diet

So if I'm hearing you correctly, you drive over broken yellow lines pretending that you're Pac-Man."

Ancient Skateboarder