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Chaplin Financial.

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

Baby Piano

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Fricka arrives.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"A large donation usually calms him down."

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

Frederic Chopin.

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Warming hands over soup.

Snake charming the telephone.

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

'I found it in the Karma Sutra - it's an old Indian bondage trick.'

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State...."

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Trilby - 'Un Impromptu de Chopin'.

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

Revolutionary Study

"The bird feeder is empty again."

'I've told you til I'm blue in the face.'

Corkscrew

'But Mum, I don't want to learn how to dance: I want to be a singer...'

'Chalk is so retro. Why haven't you upgraded to an interactive electronic whiteboard?'

'You're right - he's trying to communicate.'

Tonight - First Solo Performance of Chopin's Piano Duet (pianist has 4 hands).

Snake Charming Laundry

"Some of my best friends are black, green, mustard, lavender, orange, blue, and pink."