Charlie Chaplin Fan Prints

Chaplin Financial.

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

Baby Piano

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Fricka arrives.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"A large donation usually calms him down."

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

Frederic Chopin.

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

Warming hands over soup.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

Snake charming the telephone.

'I found it in the Karma Sutra - it's an old Indian bondage trick.'

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State...."

Trilby - 'Un Impromptu de Chopin'.

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

'I've told you til I'm blue in the face.'

Revolutionary Study

Corkscrew

"The bird feeder is empty again."

'But Mum, I don't want to learn how to dance: I want to be a singer...'

'Chalk is so retro. Why haven't you upgraded to an interactive electronic whiteboard?'

Tonight - First Solo Performance of Chopin's Piano Duet (pianist has 4 hands).

'You're right - he's trying to communicate.'