Christmas Traditionalist Gifts

"God, I miss the old days!"

"The weight loss is great for your health, but not so good for your image."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"Well, Willie, I understand you've been a bad boy this year!"

Santa reads note: Sorry Santa no mince pie or sherry this year blame Farepak.

'He was just the same with my frankincense - more interested in the box!'

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

Three kings riding a red nosed reindeer

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Elfie Stick

'Bring out yer books!'

Man Reading Laptop.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

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"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Trick or Tweet

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

Christmas sweater alternatives

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'