Christmas Traditionalist Prints

"God, I miss the old days!"

"The weight loss is great for your health, but not so good for your image."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"Well, Willie, I understand you've been a bad boy this year!"

'Ye sayth 'Happy Holidays', not 'Merry Christmas'! Ye shall burn at the stake!'

Santa reads note: Sorry Santa no mince pie or sherry this year blame Farepak.

'He was just the same with my frankincense - more interested in the box!'

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

Three kings riding a red nosed reindeer

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Elfie Stick

'Bring out yer books!'

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Man Reading Laptop.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I love these old decorations!"

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Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

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Graffiti on guard's horse

Baptism Then and Now

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'