Christmas Spirit Chuckler Pillows

'Were you a good little girl while Santa was away'

Elfie Stick

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"The cookies are always stale."

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Elf of the Month

Gluten-free Santa

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

December Fest

'Scrooge is out, I see.'

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

'Looks like big oil bought out Santa.'

Various Birds of Pray.

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.