Christmas Spirit Chuckler Pillows

'Were you a good little girl while Santa was away'

Elfie Stick

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"The cookies are always stale."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Elf of the Month

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

Gluten-free Santa

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

December Fest

Various Birds of Pray.

'Scrooge is out, I see.'

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

'Looks like big oil bought out Santa.'

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

"Where does it say anything about an age limit?"

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'