Christmas Pun Enthusiast Pillows

"He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake."

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

A Creature WAS Stirring

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

'It's a snow mobile.'

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Accept cookies?

North Pole.

Hell's Schlegel

"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."

'I can't come out and play because I'm in 'Time-Out.' Although here at Grandma's it's more like 'Time-Out Lite.' '

Closed. He was unable to complete the elevator repair today -- Further steps will need to be taken.

Santa never made it as a pirate: 'Yo ho ho! And a bottle of egg nog!'

'You have mistle-TOE.'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

Mackerel on 34th Street

Secret agents exchange Christmas greetings.

'We don't work on Christmas. You can celebrate the holidays with your family!'

"Fleece Navidad!"

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'

"You'll have to guide your own sleigh tonight - I'm nowhere near fully charged yet."

"Avast - it's Mobius Dick, the one-sided whale."

'Apparently the thieves were looking for the gold, frankincense and myrrh.'

'Liberia? I thought you told me to register her in Siberia.'

'You've got a cheek asking me if I've been naughty. I saw you kissing my mum under the mistletoe last year!'

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

'Mince spy?'

'Thank goodness I remembered to bring those spares!'

"Deck the hogs with boughs of holly. . ."

'You can ruin the present worrying about how the past will affect the future.'