Christmas Pun Enthusiast Mugs

"He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake."

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

A Creature WAS Stirring

'It's a snow mobile.'

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Accept cookies?

North Pole.

"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."

Hell's Schlegel

'I can't come out and play because I'm in 'Time-Out.' Although here at Grandma's it's more like 'Time-Out Lite.' '

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

Mackerel on 34th Street

'We don't work on Christmas. You can celebrate the holidays with your family!'

Secret agents exchange Christmas greetings.

"Fleece Navidad!"

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'

"Deck the hogs with boughs of holly. . ."

'Liberia? I thought you told me to register her in Siberia.'

'Thank goodness I remembered to bring those spares!'

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

"Avast - it's Mobius Dick, the one-sided whale."

"You'll have to guide your own sleigh tonight - I'm nowhere near fully charged yet."

'Apparently the thieves were looking for the gold, frankincense and myrrh.'

'You've got a cheek asking me if I've been naughty. I saw you kissing my mum under the mistletoe last year!'

'Mince spy?'

'You can ruin the present worrying about how the past will affect the future.'

'In layman's terms, you appear to be suffering from the 'ghosts of mergers past'.'