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'Mince spy?'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

A Creature WAS Stirring

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

Accept cookies?

North Pole.

"Your four-o'clock is here."

"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

Third eye

Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

Vaccine Reindeer

'I can't come out and play because I'm in 'Time-Out.' Although here at Grandma's it's more like 'Time-Out Lite.' '

One of Santa's elves is crushed to death by a present in the workshop, ruining the 364 days of 'Elf and Safety'.

Santa never made it as a pirate: 'Yo ho ho! And a bottle of egg nog!'

'You have mistle-TOE.'

'I see management bonuses remain unaffected again this year.'

"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"

'We don't work on Christmas. You can celebrate the holidays with your family!'

"And this is Paul - he's in charge of our TikToks..."

Secret agents exchange Christmas greetings.

SEE SANTA, ''Happy Holidays'? -- Don't tell me YOU'RE getting politically correct, now?'

"It doesn't feel like Christmas. So, I'm drinking until it does."