Christmas Enthusiasts With A Wild West Twist Pillows

Sheriff places his star on top of a Christmas tree.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Nun Fight.

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"Skate or die."

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

"Gesundheit!"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."

Advent Calender.

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

The Gweat Twain Wobbery.

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

There's no place like home for the holidays...

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

"Sheriff, with these little blue pills they won't be calling you Deadwood Dick any longer."

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

Cowboy Acupuncture

L'il Buckaroo.

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."