Unconventional Christmas Celebrators Pillows

Reindeer with mounted Santa and elf hunting trophies

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Advent Calender.

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"God, I miss the old days!"

'I love you guys!'

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"Hey Ed, take a look at this...more sleigh bells...what is this thing?"

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

On The Ninth day of Christmas.

"Your behavior was kind of shady so don't be surprised if you only receive clothes for Christmas."

The gift of a family Christmas

"Remember now, this is for your Birthday AND for Christmas!"

'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'

Frankenstein as a boy

Baroquin' around the Christmas Tree

"You understand this was just business."

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

"I'm the spirit of the present Christmas but don't worry... in your case the appearance of the ghost of the future Christmas is redundant."

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

'He was just the same with my frankincense - more interested in the box!'

"Papi! Wake up! We have to put up our Christmas decorations!"

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

'Ye sayth 'Happy Holidays', not 'Merry Christmas'! Ye shall burn at the stake!'

The wish lists kept coming, no matter how far he got from the office.

Man United Team Christmas.

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

For Santa's Drone