Holiday Celebrators Pillows

Proctologists on Thanksgiving

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Christmas Tree

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Night of the Latkes

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Labor Day Flowers

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Paul goes home for the holidays

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Panettone

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Ice Skater

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Zoom Christmas

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Meet Santa's entourage

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Violin family at Christmas