Christmas Enthusiasts With A Wild West Twist Gifts

Sheriff places his star on top of a Christmas tree.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Nun Fight.

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"Skate or die."

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

"Gesundheit!"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."

Advent Calender.

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

"Sheriff, with these little blue pills they won't be calling you Deadwood Dick any longer."

The Gweat Twain Wobbery.

There's no place like home for the holidays...

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

"Rudolph, call the recruitment department - I asked for 'Elvish helpers!'"

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

L'il Buckaroo.

Cowboy Acupuncture

"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'