Western Holiday Enthusiast Gifts

'O tumbleweed, O tumbleweed, how lovely are your branches.'

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Home depot."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Horn of Leftovers

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Happy Turkey Day!

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Young Gums

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'