Christmas Carol Critic Pillows

Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...'

Human Cull: Managers of stores who play Christmas carols on an endless loop.

"Sorry, no....apparently, being forced to listen Jingly Jangly Christmas music while shopping doesn't violate your human rights..."

A very Vancouver Christmas.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

'Where were the wise women?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

Baaaa....humbug.

"It's time we have a little chat."

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge.

Warning: No Bob, Bob Bobbing Along. By Order of the Health and Safety Executive.

Policeman says to the Little Drummer Boy: 'Your neighbours have been complaining about the constant pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.'

Carol singers at Anagram Company singing 'Listen Thing' instead of 'Silent Night'.

"And this is where the magic happens."

Today, Human Rights Watch sued a man named Santa Claus for discrimination against his employees by calling them 'dwarfs'.

Scrooge and his piggy bank

"You know I don't celebrate Valentines."

Santa Sucks

"My lawyer will present my case that I was definitely 'nice'."

Haven't you noticed that lately, Farmer Jones has been humming Christmas Carols and looking at us strangely?

'I'll be down in a mo. I'm filling in for the partridge who is on a toilet break.'

Unanswered questions at Christmas

'Do you ever wonder where elves come from?'

Old MacDonald Christmas.