Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...'
Christmas Carol Critic Mugs
Start their day with a laugh! Our Christmas carol critic mugs feature witty designs that blend holiday cheer with a critical twist, perfect for their morning coffee or tea.
Human Cull: Managers of stores who play Christmas carols on an endless loop.
"Sorry, no....apparently, being forced to listen Jingly Jangly Christmas music while shopping doesn't violate your human rights..."
A very Vancouver Christmas.
Frosting the Snowman
"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."
'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'
'Where were the wise women?'
'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'
"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."
Shepherds washed their socks by night.
Christmas Present Wrapping Service.
Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.
The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.
"Do you hear what I hear?"
"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"
Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.
Baaaa....humbug.
'Hey Larry! Jim here! Haven't seen you since way last Christmas! How the heck are ya, dude?'
'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'
Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge.
'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'
"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."
"It's time we have a little chat."
Warning: No Bob, Bob Bobbing Along. By Order of the Health and Safety Executive.
Policeman says to the Little Drummer Boy: 'Your neighbours have been complaining about the constant pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.'
Carol singers at Anagram Company singing 'Listen Thing' instead of 'Silent Night'.
"And this is where the magic happens."
Today, Human Rights Watch sued a man named Santa Claus for discrimination against his employees by calling them 'dwarfs'.
Scrooge and his piggy bank
"I'm the Ghost of Christmas Debts Past."
Unanswered questions at Christmas
The Ninth Day of Christmas
Old MacDonald Christmas.
Santa Sucks
Christmas Carol Critic Mugs Collection
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