Christmas Critics Mugs

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

'Where were the wise women?'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

'About this patriarchal middle-class morality of yours....'

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'

"And this is where the magic happens."

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

Today, Human Rights Watch sued a man named Santa Claus for discrimination against his employees by calling them 'dwarfs'.

Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...'

'Santa is real, but I can't decide if he is the New Black or 50 Shades of Grey!'

'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!'

"My lawyer will present my case that I was definitely 'nice'."

'Do you ever wonder where elves come from?'

"You know I don't celebrate Valentines."

Christmas Sale Special

Santa Sucks

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

Baaa...humbug.

Naughty Or Nice? Didn't You Read My Blog, 'Playing By The Rules Is For Dummies?'

Wallowing in elf pity...

"Looks like we won't be needing you this year...we got our own gifts!"

Spama Claus.

"Sorry, no....apparently, being forced to listen Jingly Jangly Christmas music while shopping doesn't violate your human rights..."

'I blame the 'X' Factor.'

Santa Trump's Chimney's Accident

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

Lighting of the President-Elect

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.