Christmas And Hanukkah Observer Gifts

"I honestly don't know why you didn't make Santa's sleigh team."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"We only got six days of funding."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Night of the Latkes

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Moses' Tablet

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

Oymoticons

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Boy and Bear and Monster

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

A surprise in heaven

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Paul goes home for the holidays

Panettone

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

Christmas Pets

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Ten Commandments

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!