Celebrating Hanukkah Gifts

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"We only got six days of funding."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Christmas Tree

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Night of the Latkes

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Moses' Tablet

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

Oymoticons

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Boy and Bear and Monster

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Labor Day Flowers

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

A surprise in heaven

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Paul goes home for the holidays

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Panettone

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Ten Commandments