Celebrating Hanukkah Gifts

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"We only got six days of funding."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Christmas Tree

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Night of the Latkes

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Moses' Tablet

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Oymoticons

Boy and Bear and Monster

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Labor Day Flowers

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

A surprise in heaven

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Paul goes home for the holidays

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Panettone

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Ten Commandments

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'