Celebrating Chanukah Gifts

Chanukah.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"We only got six days of funding."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Cow Pinatas

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Night of the Latkes

Moses' Tablet

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

Pilot with champagne.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Oymoticons

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Boy and Bear and Monster

Green Balloon

Labor Day Flowers

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Beers

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

A surprise in heaven

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Paul goes home for the holidays

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."