Celebrating Rosh Hashanah Gifts

"May your year be pear-fect."

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Labor Day Flowers

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

"We encourage Theo to challenge clichés and mediocrity."

Holiday Gifts 2020

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

Hey guys, great Purim costumes! Do you have a theme?

"I'm the designated driver."

Masky Christmas!

'I wrapped it myself !'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

First Marriage.

Bris

Garden Variety Irish

Suddenly Josh's mom's efforts with his costume seemed entirely inadequate

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

'Never say, 'but everyday is children's day!' '

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

"This year I decided to get my hare dyed instead."

"Covid's got you busy this holiday season, huh?"

'I'd go easy on the milk and cookies... you have a lot of work ahead of you.'

"Sorry, I guess your publisher stopped believing in you...."

"This year I'm going to lose weight!"

"I'd like to welcome you all to today's Easter service!"

"Ah! It's that time of year again!"

Pessimists saw a ship sinking. Optimists saw that they needn't worry about the Norovirus.