Celebrating Rosh Hashanah Prints

"May your year be pear-fect."

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Labor Day Flowers

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Holiday Gifts 2020

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

"I'm the designated driver."

Masky Christmas!

Hey guys, great Purim costumes! Do you have a theme?

'I wrapped it myself !'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

First Marriage.

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Bris

Suddenly Josh's mom's efforts with his costume seemed entirely inadequate

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'Never say, 'but everyday is children's day!' '

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

"This year I'm going to lose weight!"

'I'd go easy on the milk and cookies... you have a lot of work ahead of you.'

"Sorry, I guess your publisher stopped believing in you...."

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

"I'd like to welcome you all to today's Easter service!"

"Covid's got you busy this holiday season, huh?"

"Ah! It's that time of year again!"

Pessimists saw a ship sinking. Optimists saw that they needn't worry about the Norovirus.

"That's just sick."

Dog dressed as Santa Claus. 'She's in season'