Celebrating Jewish Festivals Gifts

Succos Boquet

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Christmas sweater alternatives

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Poisson d'Avril!

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Year of the Rat

Gay pride parade, St. Patricks Day float that 'Started it All - Irish Village People'

Hey guys, great Purim costumes! Do you have a theme?

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

Pesach Planning

Child dressed as a daffodil.

Joe's Bar: Sorry, closed to the public due to on-premises 'Bar Mitzvah'.

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

Happy Birthday

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

"May your year be pear-fect."

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

Suddenly Josh's mom's efforts with his costume seemed entirely inadequate

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

'The manna? Oh, the manna is great -- Now, about our housing problem....'

"I'll need a bigger one of these hat thingys." "Allen converts to Judaism in an attempt to conceal his bald spot"

'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??'

Nerve-racking Chanukah moments