Celebrating Passover Gifts

'How many times do I have to tell you? No more trails of breadcrumbs!

Social Distance Seder

Matzos

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Oymoticons

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Jewish Geometry

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Have your people call my people."

Christmas Hugs

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

Easter Bunny!

Promised Land Signpost

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

The Exobus

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Hey guys, great Purim costumes! Do you have a theme?

Passover Plague

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

'Make up your mind! -- do you want me to let your people go, or grant them amnesty?'

Pesach Planning

'He tried to swallow his easter egg in one go.'

'You never let us do ANYTHING!'

'It's not so bad. There's only a few rules.'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

First Marriage.

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

"If there were cellphones at the Red Sea."